Cthulhu Diet 1.0

The Cthulhu Diet app presents a unique twist on weight-loss management with a touch of dark humor. Embrace the horror as the nightmare beyond the deep, Cthulhu himself, takes on the role of your personal trainer. Submit your weight-loss goals, only to be met with his eerie mockery. Monitor your daily calorie intake, though ultimately, resistance is futile. Keep a log of your meals, unapologetically admitting to even the most indulgent of choices. Receive life and dieting advice from Cthulhu - helpful in the most unhelpful ways imaginable.

The Cthulhu Diet offers a blend of parody and functionality where users can, in theory, track calories and improve their health. However, the true essence lies in its comedic relief. Take a plunge into the abyss by downloading the app and indulge in a few chuckles as you journey through the vast expanse of space and time towards the inevitable heat-death of the Universe. Brace yourself for an experience that guarantees to haunt your hopes and dreams!